Table Manners

Ive come home, started my usual routine

Fussed Sausage and Nogs (most important)

Run a bath

Made a coffee

Got in the bath

Put my playlist on

Went to start the write up - then BLOCK!!

Nothing, I could think of nothing!! It happens from time to time. I know how much you guys enjoy these, especially Saffies mum, Sally, I can’t let you down! It sets us apart from everyone else and I need to keep the standards high!

I thought of how to approach it this time, shall I do another postcard? A simple blog of the day? I once loved writing songs with all your pups involved, I thought hard! I think I need to do something completely different, A Poem!! What an idea - here goes!

A day in the life of a VIP dog 🐾

There was once 14 awesome dogs

Hanna was forever writing their blogs

She thought and she thought

But became a little fraught

So she decided to do a short…….poem (don’t ask why that didn’t rhyme)

We start with the Ayres boys

They’re all very good at destroying the toys

Then we have the Benson girls

They’ve all helped me out by having the same genitals (sorry 🫣)

That was six dog done with ease

The rest should be a breeze

Saffie comes with her cheesy grin

She gets the boys in a big spin

Leon has gained new friends

It’ll all work out with Brian in the end

Bailey seems to be number one

It sure is all a lot of fun

Molly couldn’t find her favourite ball

The one day she didn’t drool

Bert helped in the ball hunt (no, I’m not going there)

He dug and sniffed, it was all a big stunt

Teddy is the best at getting to higher ground

He is the climbing king once crowned

Milo is in charge of fun

We’re always asking “are you okay hun?”

That’s it, my mind has exploded 🤣

Big VIP love ❤️ Hanna and Donna x