Shocking Experience

I have decided that if our doggy business goes down the pan then I’m going to head to the music industry, I’m talented enough to write my own music, rap mainly! I listen to all the great rap artists, Honey G being my all time favourite, if you’ve never heard of her please google her! If you think I look like her then you will go on my BLACKLIST!! That woman has the most beautiful dulcet tones 😳 a true inspiration, I would just love to be like her!

My songwriting really does come naturally *clears throat*

Name: The Ultimate D.O.G

My name is Hanna and I walk dogs

My niece and nephew calls me a frog (aunty Toad actually)

I think it’s something to do wiv my eyes

But nothing to do wiv my size

The packs now roam a park

Exciting times which makes us bark

Sandpits, jumps and swimming pools

We think VIP RULES 🤘

We have lots of sisters and bruvvers

But none of us have the same muvvers

Let’s not forget our delightful owners

Obviously not our natural donors

Having 16 dogs it filled the park

Not to mention 16 deep bark(s)

Our daycare needs to hurry up

So we can have another pup

Thank god Hanna puts a video on

Otherwise we will have to rely on Don

But don’t do that

Because she can’t rap!

Donna won’t let me sing this rap

She told me it sounds really crap

I don’t believe her because I am great

I truly believe that this is fate!

Told you - music is my passion 🤭

Big VIP love ❤️ Hanna and Donna x