It'll Be All White

Well hellllllooooooo sun ☀️ HOW YOU DOIN’ we have missed you dreadfully, I thought I was going to have to put in a grievance in with the big man up there! I was going to write -

Dear God,

I know you’ve got one hell of a job to do each day, you work harder than the King (butter him up a bit) (now to deliver the complaint) but I did think that you had to answer prayers? I’ve been praying for 5 months solid for the sun and all you’ve provided is rain, rain, rain! I apologise if I have slipped a few naughty words in but come on mannnn!! Enough is enough!

Your humble servant who is sick of the rain!

Hanna R Coates (no, I’m not telling you my middle name)

We really are suckers for punishment!

We went back to ‘fox poo’ field today 💩 😀

No, it wasn’t any less poo’ie! It still smells as fresh as yesterday, looking at Hector it was still as rank! Hector went further and rubbed it all over his chops….a dirty dog is a happy dog, a dirty dog is a happy dog, a dirty dog is a happy dog! Don’t mind me I’m just trying to convince myself!! Our water bill is going to be HUGE!! Long are the days that we use the onboard shower, thank goodness really, that really wouldn’t have been able to cope with the limited water supply! I must say a massive shout out to Humble Dog Shampoo, that stuff really is dewishious! I could eat all your dogs afterwards, blueberry muffin flavour 🧁 I really do digress don’t I!

Today was less 4 paws on the ground and more 4 paws up in the air! I can feel a song coming 🎶 please sing it like a rap! I’m happy to rap it for you next time I see you!

Throw your paws up in the air

Like you just don’t care

Fox poo is in the field

I came with a mask to shield

The smell, the smell

It’s not a bloody show and tell

The Spanish say silly stuff like hola

Why does poo get crusted into the collar?

I sang that song to Donna and asked if she wanted to hear it again and she very rudely and abruptly said “NO!”

Right I’m off to take my tablets!!

Big VIP love ❤️ Hanna and Donna x

P.S Sally do you still have your coat on?